On Sarah Palin:

Aside from the obvious perks of running side-by-side with an Alaskan MILF, what does Senator Palin have to offer McCain and the national GOP ticket? Presumptive GOP nominee John McCain has certainly beguiled the American public by forcing us to choose between the consummation of either white or male supremacy, should we wish to prove our "political" (haha) correctness to the rest of the world.

Idealism is not the point. Sarah Palin, whether male, female, black, white or Muslim, is the current Senator of Alaska, which, with 683,478 inhabitants, makes up only 0.22% of the total U.S. populace. It is currently ranked as U.S. state number 47 in population, only above North Dakota and Vermont. While it is more important to choose the right VP candidate for the presidential nominee than to search for a Senator with benefits like a vagina, it might help to choose someone who has the political support of a state with more than one House seat and three Electoral College votes.

Let us not deprive Sen. Palin of her monumental accomplishments. She did manage to sell the former governor's private jet and fly around in her float plane while hunting moose in Alaska. She also installed a tanning bed in the Governor's Mansion.